Joke :D kinda funny haha

NEED TO CRY OUT LOUD

With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently.When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relativescame to visit. 'May we see the new baby?'one of them asked.'Not yet,' said the mother. 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'Another half hour passed before another relative asked, 'May we see the newbaby now?''No, not yet,' said the mother.A while later and again the guests asked, 'May we see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,' replied the mother.Growing impatient, they asked, 'Well, when can we see the baby?''When it cries!' she told them.'When it cries?' they gasped. 'Why do we have to wait until it cries?' 'Because, I forgot where I put it.'
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Another one:

The Nun DecoratorsThe head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their roomwithout getting any paint on their clothes. The one nun says to the other, 'Hey, let's take all our clothes off, foldthem up, and lock the door.'So they do this, and begin painting their room.Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, 'Who is it?' 'Blind man!'The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, 'He's blind, he can't see.What could it hurt.' They let him in.The man walks in, does a double take, and says, 'Where do you want me to hang the blinds?'
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And one more (Promise... this is the last one....for TODAY!!!):

The Soldier and the NunA soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, 'Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a fewminutes. I'll explain WHY later.'The nun agreed..A moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?'The nun replied, 'He went that way.'After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirtand said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see -- I don't want to go to Iraq ....'The nun said, 'I think I can fully understand your fear.'The soldier added, 'I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but youhave a great pair of legs!' The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen agreat pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iraq either.'

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